This Polaroid picture taken earlier today was somehow smuggled out of the Spartanburg community of Boiling Springs, which has been quarantined by the national guard. On the back of picture was written, "they're everywhere." implying there's more killer kudzu monsters other then the one shown here battling the national guard in the parking lot of the Sonic drive-thru restaurant on highway nine.
No further official statements have been issued, and those barricaded outside their community have remained peaceful so far. No deaths have been officially reported other then the couple at the Lil' Cricket on highway nine.
Stay tuned for further updates as this story unfolds.
Part one:
ReplyDelete"New Strand of 'Killer Kudzu" Reeks Havok in Boiling Springs"
http://spartanburgparodypaper.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-strand-of-killer-kudzu-reeks-havok.html
Part two:
"National Guard Called to Fight 'Killer Kudzu' in Boiling Springs"
http://spartanburgparodypaper.blogspot.com/2009/07/national-guard-called-to-fight-killer.html
Part three:
"UPDATE: Picture Leaked From Inside Boiling Springs"
http://spartanburgparodypaper.blogspot.com/2009/07/update-picture-leaked-from-inside.html
Part four:
"Killer Kudzu Crisis Over - Residents Will Rebuild"
http://spartanburgparodypaper.blogspot.com/2009/08/killer-kudzu-crisis-over-residents-will.html